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sucellus Global Moderator Posts: 45 Rank: Member Friend	Joke Thread Oct 4, 2022 13:55:17 GMT eros likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sucellus on Oct 4, 2022 13:55:17 GMT Did you know 15 out of 7 people still don't know their fractions!
	You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.

ogmios Global Moderator Posts: 49 Rank: Member Friend	Joke Thread Mar 9, 2023 11:47:47 GMT morrigan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ogmios on Mar 9, 2023 11:47:47 GMT The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They charged one and let the other one off.
	Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

eros Global Moderator Posts: 52 Rank: Member Friend	Joke Thread Mar 9, 2023 16:49:53 GMT sucellus likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eros on Mar 9, 2023 16:49:53 GMT How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Call her and tell her.
	The entire universe is but one vast symbol of god.

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